Suzie Orman

Suzie Orman
c/o
Riverhead Books
375 Hudson Street
Office #4079
New York, NY 10014

Dear Suzie Orman,

It’s great that you write books teaching people how to live within their means… but what about people who want to live excessively? I want to have 10 great years, and then I’ll declare bankruptcy. Maybe I’ll move to Thailand, and live there until I die.

What’s the best way to convince a bank to lend me several million dollars? If anyone can find a way, I know it’s you.

I really appreciate your help,

Jeremy David

p.s. I love your show!