Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton
c/o Jason Moore
Paris Hilton Entertainment
250 North Canon Dr Fl 2
Beverly Hills, CA 90210

September 6, 2006

Dear Paris Hilton,

I vowed never to write you; however, due to an unfortunate series of events I was forced to changed my mind.

Everyday I write a letter to a different person. So far I have written Jim Donald, the Academy Awards, Meryl Streep, Queen Elizabeth, George W. Bush, Steven Spielberg, Google, Martha Stewart, Sigourney Weaver, Andrew Baron and Joanne Colan, Moya Greene (CEO of Canada Post), Earls, Stephen Hawking, Donald Trump, the visitors to my website, someone who sent me an email, Peter Robinson, Amy Gross (the Editor of Oprah Magazine), Keanu Reeves, Suzie Orman, and Ingrid Newkirk.

Only the Academy Awards has written me back, and I have a feeling they think I am crazy.

So I am writing you because I am confident that you will write me back. And because I love you enormously. Not in a creepy sort of way – more like the way someone loves their country. Well, maybe not that much. How about: I love you the same way someone loves their country if they have given up their citizenship and are now living in a different country. Yes. I love you that much. Hmmm, I think writing you this letter has made me realize why no one writes me back.

I hope all is well.

I look forward to your reply.

Jeremy David

P.S. If you choose not to reply, I would appreciate a cheque for the $.89 I spent on the postage to mail this letter. *hugs and ponies*