Stephen Hawking 2

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Your email regarding “Dear Stephen Hawking” has been received.

Professor Hawking very much regrets that due to the severe limitations he
works under, and the huge amount of mail he receives, he may not have time
to write you a reply. All e-mail is read. We do not have the facilities
in to deal with the specific scientific enquiries, or theories we receive.

Please see the website http://www.hawking.org.uk for more information
about Professor Hawking, his life and his work.

Yours faithfully

David Pond

Graduate Assistant to
Professor S W Hawking CH CBE FRS

Department of Applied Mathematics and Theoretical Physics,
University of Cambridge,
Cambridge,
CB3 0WA.
United Kingdom.

David Pond,

I thought I would take this opportunity and express to you in words how unacceptable your response to my email was. If I had the opportunity to preform an interpretive dance that explained how I feel I would, but that option is not only impracticable but also impossible.

We, the people, made Stephen Hawking who is he. Without us, no one would buy his books, attend his lectures, or recognize his greatness. He would be teaching to a population that did not exist. I am disappointed. Extremely.

Here is my previous email:

“I would like to send you some fan mail.

Please provide me your mailing address.

Jeremy David”

Oh. I just realized you included his mailing address in your letter. If you sensed any hostility in the previous paragraphs, please disregard it.

Expect some fain mail in the next few months.

Yours faithfully,

Jeremy David