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Jeffrey P Bezos
1200 12th Avenue South
Seattle, WA 98144-2734

Dear Jeffery,

I was wondering why you don’t sell ankle socks on Amazon.com. I could really use some new socks. And a safety razor.

I saw this video on YouTube about “wetshaving”. It was pretty cool. That’s what made me think of buying a safety razor. Apparently, it’s like an old fashioned car. I guess I need one of those badger things too. I don’t know why someone would shave their face with a razor that is the equivalent to an old fashion car, but it’s hip and cool. I really like wet shaving. It lets me shave at night so I can get up in the morning and Stairmaster without having to have a really long shower (I used to shave in the shower in the morning). I started Stairmastering for 45 minutes everyday. It’s part of my quest for a six pack.

I went to London Drugs and looked at razor blades for an old fashioned razor. They were wreally expensive! I don’t understand.

Oh well. Have a nice week,

Jeremy David