Calorie Restriction Society

Calorie Restriction Society
187 Ocean Drive
Newport, North Carolina 28570
USA

Dear Brian Delaney, Meredith Averill, and friends,

I am fascinated by your calorie restriction findings. Life extension made possible simply by eating less is astonishing. I was worried I was going to have to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to get my head frozen.

I hate my body. I’ve always thought that eating less food would make me thin and beautiful. And now, you have shown me that eating less food will not only make me thin but make me live until I’m 120! This is a colossal moment of greatness in my life. A revelation! I’m going to start this immediately!

Nothing would make me happier than an autographed copy of “The Longevity Diet”.

I will check my mail in eager anticipation every day.

Excitedly yours,

Jeremy David