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To Whom It May Concern:

I have created a language. It’s called “Joromo”. I would like you to include a reference to it in your dictionary.

I will teach you how to speak it:

1. Every syllable ends in “o”
2. There is only one tense (present tense).
3. Everything is singular
4. “is” is “tso”
5. It is acceptable to skip words or parts of words.

Hello. I am speaking “Joromo”.
Holo, O omo spoko “Joromo.”

You are so beautiful.
Yo so byo-to-fo.

It is so beautiful.
Tso byo-to-fo.

Don’t you forget about me.
Dono yo fogoto bo mo.

No free bananas for you, mister!
No-no promo bonono fo yo, mo-sto!

Thank you kindly for your prompt response in this matter.

Sincerely,

Jeremy David