Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz
c/o Rick Yorn
The Firm
9456 Wilshire Blvd #212
Beverly Hills, CA 90212

Dear Cameron Diaz,

Wow! What a cool name! “The Firm”. It sounds so… powerful. “I’m represented by The Firm. The Firm gets 20% of my money. Everyone takes me seriously because I have The Firm written on my business card. The Firm will stop at nothing to make me a star. I love it!

Wasn’t there a movie called The Firm? Starring Tom Cruise? I’m pretty sure I saw it on TV the other day. Something about a sinister law firm over billing clients and committing mail fraud? I hope your firm isn’t doing anything taboo.

Do you think you could get me hooked up with The Firm? I’m pretty sure that would be fantastic.

Anyway, keep up the good work. I’m really looking forward to your response!

Hugs, Ponies, and Coffee through a Straw,

Jeremy David