Tom’s of Maine

Tom’s of Maine
Consumer Dialogue Department
302 Lafayette Center
Kennebunk, ME 04043

To Whom It May Concern:

Someone told me that aluminum is unhealthy, and I am very impressionable, so I purchased some of your Caledula aluminum free Natural Deodorant. To my dismay, the product was ineffective.

I met up with a friend, we hung out at the beach, and then went back to their house to have sex. When I took of my shirt, I realized how bad I smelled. It was embarrassing! I do not want to go into any more detail, but the situation was pretty intense.

Do you sell any deodorant that actually works?

Please do your best to rectify this situation.

Tigerly Yours,

Jeremy David