Oprah

Dear Oprah,

I was wondering what you thought about Tyra Banks. Do you appreciate her admiration of you? Or do you think her blatant self promotion is tacky and unprofessional? Personally, when I watch America Next Top Model, I always ask myself why it isn’t called the Tyra Banks Show. Then I remind myself that she already has a Tyra Banks Show.

Anyway, I’m a little ho-hum about this whole situation, so I think I’ll exit gracefully.

Keep up the fantastic work!

Hugs and Poodles,

Jeremy David