Up until, well, pretty recently, I had this weird hobby of writing people random letters. They weren’t particularly funny, and I didn’t receive many responses, but every day I pulled out my old typewriter and punched one out, slapped on a stamp, and mailed it. Then one day I stopped.
Today, you get to vote on whether or not I should revive this hobby. If you want to take a look at some of my old letters, you can check out the To Whom It May Concern section of this site. If you vote in favor, you’ll get to suggest who I write to and what I should say. Please keep this in mind when you vote because if you don’t suggest anything, I will be forced to cry one thousand seventeen tears. Hate mail to Tyra Banks? A heated letter to your non-gender specific mail delivery person? Like all my decisions, you’ll decide. I’ll also revitalize the layout (in other words - copy the template from this site) and make it seamlessly integrate with jeremydavid.com. If you vote against, I’ll allocate my time to other things.
Happy voting.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Don’t forget about the Twelve Holiday Acts of Nondenominational Kindness. There have only been about 12 suggestions.
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I think you should write a letter to an old teacher. Tell them that they a) gave you a hard time or b)made you feel special.
oh, i voted for yes!
also, you should write a letter to a janitor… maybe the cleaning person at your school, with a note saying “For whoever has to clean this room” and leave it somewhere, and tell them they are appreciated. Maybe you could add a present as well, and make it an act of holiday kindness.
Only, don’t buy them booze. I did that once and it turned out they were a recovering alcoholic.
word!
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