Dear Santa

Santa Claus
The North Pole
H0H 0H0

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Dear Santa Claus,

It’s been twelve years since my last letter.

Ever since I moved away to University, about four years ago, I stopped getting presents from you. Did I do something wrong? Did I somehow end up on end up on the naughty list? I don’t think I did anything that bad.

Anyway. I was looking at this Equifax thing where you can get a credit report, and I was hoping you had some sort of service like that. If you never tell people what they are doing wrong, they can’t really improve. Of all people, I thought you would be the first to lead with transparency and accountability in your selection process.

And that just makes me wonder what your definition of “naughty” is exactly. Where do you draw the line? How bad does one really have to be to be considered “bad”?

I hope this letter finds you well and reaches you before Christmas.

Thank you kindly for your time and consideration.

Happy Christmas,
Jeremy David

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