Ze Frank

Dear Ze Frank,

I was on a date a few months ago and my ex love interest said “of everyone I’ve ever met up with, you are second best.” Ha ha, someone’s complementation skills need improving. Urgently.

However, I thought I would tell you that of every video blog I’ve ever watched, yours is second best. Now realistically, being the second best of thousands of video blogs isn’t all that bad. But of course, I’m sure you are wondering which is my first.

All I’ll tell you is that I’ve sent them fan mail before, and have yet to receive a response. I get the impression they are too good for me. Le sigh. Who needs them anyway.

I was thinking I should adopt some sort of mascot. Obviously ducks are taken. Any suggestions?

Hugs and ponies,

Jeremy David