I’m doing the Wild Rose Herbal D-Tox again! Check it out at my new backpacking adventure blog!

A few weeks ago I broke one of my new years resolutions – cutting out all junk food (deep fried foods, muffins, candy, etc.) for at least a month.
It started off not too bad: I had some dark chocolate. Unfortunately, I inevitably spiraled out of control form there. I reached my pinnacle of badness this weekend when I ate a deep fried chocolate bar… after drinking a substantial amount of beer. It was probably the most disgusting thing I have ever eaten. The only reason I ate it was because I rarely have the opportunity to eat the most unhealthy food in the world… ha ha, funny how I justify it to myself that way.
Anyway. What is the remedy to this situation? A cleanse. I am not not signing myself up for the master cleanse again (nothing but lemon juice, cayenne pepper, and maple syrup for 10 days), but I am going to do the Wild Rose D-Tox Cleanse. It consists of eating special pills and basically nothing else but almonds, rice, and specific vegetables. I will keep you updated throughout the week.
I guess I will be drinking Gin and water on Friday’s SNL party… in a blue spandex body suit if I can find it. Otherwise, I’ll have to fashion myself a conehead headpiece. Thanks for voting!
Any ideas for future adventures (something for next weekend)? Suggest them! Tomorrow I will update you on my Canadian Federation of Students Adventures that occurred this weekend. I’ll let you in on a little secret – they weren’t very exciting.
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