Anna Nicole Smith Is Not Dead!

I love Anna Nicole Smith, and she will live forever – immortalized by the press. News of her death was shocking to me. My roommates and I were watching Entertainment Tonight a few days ago and she looked terrible. I do not mean in a People’s Worst Dressed kind of way, but rather, an I feel really bad for you and I hope you get help sort of way. She looked drugged up and depressed and that is how she is going to be remembered – shrouded in controversy over her dead husband, dead son, and mystery-father baby. This makes me sad.

I will always remember her for her role in The Naked Gun 33 1/3 (my favorite slapstick comedy), and I sincerely hope people forget the “gold digger slash Trimspa spokesperson” image created by the media and remember that she was a person with issues that she never had the opportunity to resolve.

Good bye Anna Nicole. I am one person who will always keep you “good” book.